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Tailends
"...and then she said I had a cock like a 5 year old"
Haha. Poo Phone.
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WINNING
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Talk Dirty to Me, Paul Krugman: So, Steve Jobs has left his role as Apple’s CEO. Like, for good this...
So, Steve Jobs has left his role as Apple’s CEO. Like, for good this time. It’s a shame, but it was inevitable, and it sounds like everything’s running pretty well down in Cupertino anyway.
For the purposes of this anecdote, it’s worth noting that I grew up entirely surrounded by Macs. My mom is…
There was me, nathen krapper and little black Kyle
There was me, nathen krapper and little black Kyle
“If there’s no tissue, what am I supposed to wipe my pussy with?”
“It’ll go just above your penis”
It’s like when he accidentally looked at my penis